For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
then he tried to convert me to islam
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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