it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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