Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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