is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Randomize
