Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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