you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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