i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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