I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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