Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Do plants get herpes?
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