Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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