OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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