I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Couch. On fire.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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