question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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