There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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