What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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