Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Couch. On fire.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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