no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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