I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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