eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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