Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
