I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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