So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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