By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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