I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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