Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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