Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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