Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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