i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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