Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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