Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
operation harelip BJ is a go
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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