She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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