So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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