At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Fuck appropriateness.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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