I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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