we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
