Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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