have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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