I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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