She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Drake has all the answers
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Randomize
