hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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