Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
then he tried to convert me to islam
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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