Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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