Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Randomize
