I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize
