i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
My bed smells like the plague
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