i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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