Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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