We're like a lot better than the average bears
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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