I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
