R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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